I've had a big crush on my yoga instructor for a while now. She's 27 and a babe, we've been playfully chitchatting before and after class for weeks so I finally asked her on a date to the Zoo. We met up this morning at the Zoo gate, she brought me a rooibos tea, delicious. We walked along adoring the baby Lemurs, getting spooked in the reptile house, making fun of Orangutan face, comparing ourselves to Leopards, and singing Jungle Book songs. We were having a lovely time until we got to the Ocelot and she tells me she's divorced. And she has a boyfriend. And he's in the hospital dying of Leukemia.
What the hell am I supposed to say to that?!
Funniest date ever! Too bad it wasn't a joke.
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Alms for your gypsy traveler
I've begun my odyssey in Ireland, farming and doing work exchange from West Cork to Belfast. Then to Scotland, on to London then backpack across Central & Eastern Europe, to India, Thailand and eventually Australia. This will take years and I tried my best to save as much as I could before I set sail but I haven't got much. If you feel inclined to make a donation to aid me through my travels I'll be sure to provide you with good storires and photos from my far away lands. A few bucks for the train or a hot meal. Seriously anything will help! Thank you so much!
9 comments:
leukemia??
whoa! best date ever.
I know! It was almost too good to be true!
i wouldn't believe this if i didn't know you... and know that the craziest stuff happens to you.
I know this sounds bad... but you had to think... that boyfriend might be out of the picture soon.
HAHAH! I may or may not have already considered that.
Wow. That's all I can say...
max, you are terrible!
Max the Terror!
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